It started as a nice day. It was warm outside, Beautiful surroundings, a picnic would sound nice. Sadly I was at the office sitting in my cubical. 5 minutes to go before the board meeting. As I went to the board room, we had begun. I thought to my self, when it would be all over. "YADA YADA YADA, BLAH BLAH BLAH! Ugh, shut the hell up, do I really care about this company? Do I care if we make money? Loose money? Im just here to make money so I can make ends meet. I sat there staring at the clock as we had 5 minutes to go before our boss would rap up what he had to say. "JAAARREDD!" He yelled to me,"How much money did you spend this quarter for expenses?" And I quickly stumbled to me feet and scrunching through my papers to find the numbers. "Uh, sir for our marketing and advertising division we spent roughly 7 thousand dollars and...", "What the hell?!, Didn't I say at our last board meeting I would only allocate 5 thousand dollars for your division? It is Crucial you follow it so we don't go over budget, after all, thats what I hired you to do, make sure things stay in check", But Sir" ",No BUTS! Meeting dismissed!". And so the meeting was dismissed. Finally, as it felt like it went on for ages.
I was boiling to the top and ready to burst with anger. I hate this job cuz I don't get paid enough. I wish I could take over and become the boss. After all, he runs this firm and he calls the shots for everything. What can you say though? The Boss has it made, I just wish I could break him. Tie him up and lock him away and take what he has. His company, his beautiful wife, his ride, everything. He is just dirt in my opinion. "whatever though, back to the cubical now for lunch!". as I walked back to the cube, his wife was waiting in there. Everything about her was beautiful. "Jarrod?, do you have any plans for lunch? We could get take out" she had asked. " Oh, sorry to hear that my husband embarrassed you. Let me take you out for lunch". Sure! It beats staying in this box all day + I could use a bite.
During Lunch, she had actually set up a picnic. Its a nice day isn't it? Yea, I said. I thought to myself "it would be great to have a shot at the bosses wife, her eyes sparkle which is a turn on. During this picnic, the bosses wife confessed she hated her husband. " I feel tied down at times, he's always abroad and I feel trapped. It shakes me up at night, being lonely I just break down and cry. "Leave him and come with me" what? I can't. Yes we can. We can capture him, tie him up, lock him up or we can kill him. You should be happy. We can do it tonight at the office as he works late. Be careful as its trespassing after 5pm. We can enter the back, go up the building and ambush him. AND then, we can dispose of him...we can do it nice and slow or we can run him down when he leaves the building, what do you say?
JARODE! Are you okay? Yea, I guess i was day dreaming again at work, in my cube. *sigh*
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